Showing posts with label DART train Dallas downtown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DART train Dallas downtown. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

Adventures on the Train

Due to a leaky hose on my truck, I took the DART train to pick up my 12 year old son from school today. There are always strange occurrences when I take the train.

First, when I got to the train platform, there was this obviously agitated fellow pacing in a circle around the entire southbound platform. He was listening to an old school "walkman" (the cassette kind) and yammering to himself constantly. He was dressed OK--well, not to my tastes, but nicely enough with his shirt tucked in--had on hiking boot/sneakers, nice enough jeans...but with a very noticeable wet stain up both insides of his legs and crotch.

When he got to me on one of his trips round the platform, he said,"Three joints. I smoke 3 joints to light me up!" To which I responded by looking away because I don't know what to say to a grown man with piss stains still wet on his pants claiming to be high to anyone who would listen. OK, sure, just please don't try to hurt me because a physical confrontation with you would be gross as hell.

On the train, I sat sort of in the midst of a group of young men who worked together and mistakenly thought they were talking about me for just a moment--but that's just my conceit: I always think people are talking about me, heh (not really).

Once downtown, I was 20 minutes early, and sat down on a bench to wait for the boy to get released from school when I noticed a building across the parking lot from the school with an entire side of it as an Air Jordan billboard ad featuring Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat completing a slam dunk and underneath it was written: "Nightmares Never Sleep." Not exactly, but similar to the image below.




This is a 10 story building that was as wide as it was tall, so this is a big image. The reason this is weird is because Wade almost single-handedly defeated the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals 4 years ago, and this is awfully close to the arena in which the Mavericks play. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound, dang!

So, not much, I know. But the pee guy was weird, wasn't he? I should have taken a picture with my phone...