Showing posts with label severe weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label severe weather. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Snake Oil Meteorological Prognostication Medicine Show

It boggles the mind that weather forecasters are able to earn a salary with their 10% success rate at predicting the weather. after our big storm on saturday, it was 'sunny all week until maybe thursday.' it's tuesday, and now they say it will rain all week, sunny 1 day, and then rain for the next 5 and a half years. these people are con artists! soulless gypsies! how do I become one of them? I want a job at which it doesn't ever seem to matter how often you are totally wrong, not because you bet lower by a few degrees what today's "high" was (obviously, it was an opiate of some sort!), but because you can claim sunny all week and then back track to "you f*ckers will never see the sun again in your lifetimes!"

let me do it! i'll tell your weather lies with a pizzazz heretofore unseen in your snake oil meteorological prognostication medicine show!

Sam N. You could always go into politics, those guys don't even have a 10% success rate......................unless you are grading them on SCREWING us that is

So you think I'd make an ugly prostitute, eh? Because that's all you get with politics: a brothel full of ugly whores...with beards, all claiming to be virgins and none of them giving their name. They're similar to weather forecasters, that much is true! They dress horribly, smell like Old Spice and urine, and are drunk before sundown...in the winter, which they will fail to see. Because weather forecasters are like blind, uneducated, smelly, tasteless, prostitute gypsies doing strange things to elephants and donkeys--in order to perpetually disagree on everything. You say tomato, I say 'FUCK your tomato, you soulless gypsy! I'll bet you can't even tell time or put your shoes on by yourself! I didn't vote for you! I didn't vote at all.'

It's not like forecasting the weather, the choices are worse. The only thing they have in common is the ability with a straight face to tell whole counties they are about to die in a tornado...and then name the wrong county so the poor bastards who are really about to die aren't warned in time...or at all! half of them sitting on toilets or committing some other equally embarrassing act at which they will be found dead with the act half done. Politicians make better weathermen than weathermen. Weathermen make unforgivably insulting politicians and deserve to be run out of town on a rail they bought with taxpayer money! meanwhile, where are the stinkin' prostitutes!?!?!

P.S. I have many head bones. when they vibrate they lull me into a false sense of stupor, and there is nothing dumber than that! like being paralyzed and drunk while being hit repeatedly in the head with a sledgehammer, all while popping pills you neither know what they are or where they came from or who gave them to you! you've been roofied by the weather gypsy sons of bitches! press the ejector button, dear god, man! quick! before it stops raining and roofies the whole city!
  
Carolyn B. Gypsy is a derogatory term for certain ethnic groups. Let's use GINGERS instead. You can't trust them at all.
Sam N. ^I like your use of ethnic group over race for there is only one race and a bunch of folks who are hung up on their skin pigmentation, religion, sexual preference, politics and ad infinitum.
Carolyn BExactly.It's hair color that will divide us.
Sam N. and you can't trust the Clairol babies for sure lol
So, when Cher sings "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" is she or isn't she being redundant? If the only people I offended were just the weather gypsies, then by god, I haven't done my job! Did I offend any prostitutes? How about pill poppers? I was going for the trifecta. Now, about this end of the world shitstorm that was supposed to hit at 5:00: at 5:00, to prove those weather sonsabitches wrong, I stood in my front yard naked with a windsock hanging from my manly manhood and a propeller cap atop my ample headbones. Do I have to tell you what didn't happen? I was dry, my propeller cap sat motionless, and the only thing filling my windsock was my manly manhood. Once again, the weather gypsies, gingers, maryannes and professors, whatever the hell pc term you crossbred, hybrid driving, WE network watching, crunchy granola liberals want to force me to use, have lied. I advocate assassination of anyone who calls itself a meteorologist. They have sunk even below the lowly astrologists who at least know how to generalize their claims so that their softheaded followers can find a tidbit on which to latch, like a hungry baby to a fingerlong nipple.

and just how the hell did my brilliant expose on the weather lies get turned into a discussion on hair products? what kind of bathsalts are you devils smoking?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Crazy Weather Sports

The infamous Mud Bowl




The even more infamous Fog Bowl




Hocky in the Snow-2008 Winter Classic




Foul Weather Football




1993 Dallas-Miami Thanksgiving Game




Sunday, July 29, 2012

Drought in US Intensifying to 'Historic Proportions'



The drought in the U.S. is intensifying and shows little signs of abating, according the most recent Drought Monitor issued Thursday.




The data from the Drought Monitor show the intensification of the drought over the past week.

 While the amount of the contiguous U.S. hit by drought remained at near 64%, the area hit by severe or greater drought went from about 42% to 46%. In the past week, the areas suffering extreme or exceptional drought jumped from 13.5% to almost 21%.

“We’ve seen tremendous intensification of drought through Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Indiana, Arkansas, Kansa and Nebraska, and into part of Wyoming and South Dakota in the last week,” said Brian Fuchs, a climatologist and U.S. Drought Monitor author.

“This drought is two-pronged,” Fuchs added. “Not only the dryness but the heat is playing a big and important role. Even areas that have picked up rain are still suffering because of the heat.”

Describing the hot, parched area from the Great Plains to the Midwest, Drought Monitor author Richard Heim of the NOAA reports, "Temperatures reached 100 degrees Fahrenheit or hotter across parts of the Great Plains to Midwest every day this week, and some locations have not had significant rain for the last 30 days.  July 22 USDA statistics indicated over 90 percent of the topsoil was short or very short of moisture in Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio, with virtually all (99 percent) short or very short in Missouri and Illinois.  Over 80 percent of the pasture and rangeland was in poor or very poor condition in Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana.  Corn, Soybean, Sorghum, and Alfalfa losses continued to mount, ponds dried up, and wells failed in several of the states."

Dr. Jeff Masters writes on WunderBlog: "These are truly historic levels of drought, exceeded only during the great Dust Bowl drought of the 1930s and a severe drought in the mid-1950s."

According to Masters, July 2012 now ranks second on a list of months with the greatest percent area in moderate or greater drought since 1895.

Relief appears to be nowhere in sight.  “Conditions are likely to persist,” Fuchs said. “We’ll see further development and intensification into the fall.”


 
Rows of corn stalks stand under a cloudless sky south of Blair, Nebraska, Monday, July 23, 2012. The drought-damaged field was cut down for silage. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Tornadoes That Ate Dallas/Fort Worth

Multiple tornadoes touched down across the Dallas/Fort Worth area causing extensive damage yesterday. These pictures are pretty insane, especially the ones of the hail and semi-trucks. posted

Those are semi-trucks.
Via: lascocks

Another picture of a semi being tossed around.

Via: cdl-life

More hail.


Bill Brangers, right, and Benjamin Powell, 5, left, look at the trailer that a tornado lifted from the Powell's driveway to a neighbor's yard two doors down.
(AP / Kim Johnson Flodin)

(AP / AP)

Patricia Daugherty searches for her belongings after her home was destroyed by a tornado n Arlington, Texas.
(Getty Images / Tom Pennington)

A sign is destroyed from a passing storm in South Arlington, Texas.
(AP / Paul Moseley)

Found near Forney, Texas.
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(Reuters / TIM SHARP)
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Homes in Lancaster, Texas.
(AP / Khampha Bouaphanh)

And one more picture of the 18 wheelers.
Via: twitpic.com

(And I missed the whole thing thanks to the pain meds I took which put me sound asleep through the worst of it.--jef)

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Tornado takes SUV for a sky ride

(Locally, we got pounded by tornadoes. No reported deaths so far.--jef)

by CRAIG CIVALE | WFAA
Posted on April 4, 2012




FORNEY — With all the damage we've seen in this Kaufman County community northeast of Dallas, it is amazing that no one was seriously hurt.

No one knows that better than Mary Anne Quiñonez, who was picking up her daughter Lucia at Crosby Elementary School just a few blocks away from the epicenter of tornado damage in the Diamond Creek subdivision.

Her split-second decision to get out of her sport utility vehicle and go into the school likely saved her life.

The SUV ended up in the middle of a field, heavily damaged after being swept more than 100 yards into the sky by the menacing funnel cloud.

"That's my car," Quiñonez said as she was shown a cell phone photo of what was left of it. Her decision to ride out the storm with her daughter inside the school turned out to be the correct one.

"It was like banging against the school; you could hear it banging," Lucia Quiñonez said.

As they hunkered down in the dark with other students and teachers, the tornado tore through, ripping off the school's roof; flipping cars in the parking lot; and sending Quiñonez' SUV so far, she couldn't find it.

"I turned to my daughter and I said, 'Lucia, my car is gone!' And she looked and said, 'It's gone!'"

It wasn't until she saw the aerial images from HD Chopper 8 that she finally figured out what had happened.

"I saw a live shot of you guys focusing on my car," Quiñonez said. "We literally, all of us, were at the TV ... oh my God, that is my car!"

The Quiñonez family is just one of scores who are giving thanks that they were not seriously injured in the disaster.

Crosby Elementary School will be closed on Wednesday as the Forney ISD evaluates the damage.

A dusk-to-dawn curfew was being enforced at the Diamond Creek subdivision to discourage looting in the 75 homes that were damaged.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Historic Heat Wave Expanding Again Across South, Plains

(As of 2:30pm today, Tuesday, August 2, 2011, it is 110°F here. Dang! It's supposed to reach 111°F before cooling off.--jef)


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by James West, August 2, 2011
While a cold front slicing across the northern High Plains will bring the dangerous heat to a screeching halt along the U.S. Northern-tier today, the same will not be true for the central and southern Plains and Mississippi Valley through much of this week. The high heat and humidity will expand from the southern Plains to the Carolinas by mid-week.
 
The dangerous and record-shattering heat will rage on across the central and southern Plains and Middle and Lower Mississippi valleys through the rest of the week and through the weekend. Long-range computer forecasts show the heat persisting through at early next week, if not longer. 
 
Dallas/FW will see another 100-plus day today; it will be the 32nd consecutive day with triple-digit temperatures seen in the Metroplex, 39th day this summer. Fort Smith, Ark., will add to its already record consecutive triple-digit streak. 
 
High temperatures reaching the 100s and 110s will expand and cover more than ten states stretching from Texas to North Carolina this week. 
 
The longevity of the massive heat wave is being fueled by a sprawling ridge of high pressure centered in the Plains. This bubble of high pressure will expand eastward across the Mid-South and into the Carolinas by the middle and end of the week, suppressing cloud cover and thunderstorm development and allowing the mercury to skyrocket. Added to the mix will be the oppressive humidity, meaning heat indices will top out at 105 to 115 degrees. 
 
Excessive Heat Watches and Warnings stretch from northern Texas into the Mid-Mississippi and Tennessee valleys, including Dallas, Tulsa, Okla., Kansas City, Mo., St. Louis and Memphis, Tenn. Heat Advisories extend from the Gulf Coast to the Upper Great Lakes, including New Orleans, Des Moines, Iowa, Chicago and Indianapolis. More heat-related advisories will likely be required for later this week as far east as the Carolinas. 
 
The prolonged heat is putting stress on the most vulnerable residents; local media are reporting more than 60 heat-related deaths nationwide, with at least a dozen deaths in the St. Louis area.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Taking the Side of the Billionaires

Friday, May 27, 2011 by Consortiumnews.com
America’s Right – from the NFL lockout to Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget – side with the billionaires in what amounts to an escalating class war against the middle class and the poor
by Robert Parry

If American football fans end up facing a fall without NFL games, they probably won’t blame George W. Bush and other Republican presidents for packing the federal courts with right-wing judges, but it was two Bush appointees who reversed a District Court ruling that would have ended the lockout of players.

The Appeals Court judgment encouraged the NFL’s hardline billionaire owners to resist making the kinds of compromises that a few less intransigent owners recognize could easily resolve the impasse.

Now, the hardliners simply assume that Republican judges will keep siding with the NFL owners and thus enable them to beat down the players, eventually assuring the billionaire owners a bigger piece of the revenue pie – even if that means losing some or all of the 2011 season.

What many average Americans, especially white guys, don’t seem to understand is that whatever the populist-styled rhetoric of Fox News or Rush Limbaugh, the Right’s default position is to side with the billionaires – and to show little or no regard for the fate of anyone else, whether NFL players or sick senior citizens.

Still, one must give the Right credit for having worked hard refining how to phrase its arguments. Right-wingers even have turned the term “class warfare” against the Left by shouting the phrase in a mocking fashion whenever anyone tries to blunt the “class warfare” that the billionaires have been waging against the middle class and the poor for decades.

On right-wing TV and talk radio across the country, there are tag teams of macho men pretending that ”class warfare” exists only in the fevered imagination of the Left. But billionaire investor Warren Buffett has acknowledged the truth: “There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.”

The right-wing propagandists further earn their keep by disparaging science as “elitist.” So, even as the dire predictions from climate-change experts that global warming will generate more extreme weather seem to be coming true, many Americans who have listened to the “climate-change-deniers” for years still reject the scientific warnings.

While no single weather event can be connected to the broader trend of climate change, the warnings about what might happen when the earth’s atmosphere heats up and absorbs more moisture seem to be applicable to the historic flooding in some parts of the world, droughts in others, and the outbreak of particularly violent storms.

Heat and moisture are especially dangerous ingredients for hurricanes and tornados.

Ironically, the parts of the United States hardest hit by this severe weather are those represented predominately by Republicans who have been at the forefront of obstructing government efforts to address the global-warming crisis.

Flooding, hurricanes and tornados have inflicted horrendous damage on Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, Missouri and Oklahoma – all part of the Republican base.

God’s Punishment?

If televangelist Pat Robertson were a left-winger instead of a right-winger, he might be saying that God is punishing these “red states” for doubting the science of global warming.

However, even as the U.S. news obsesses over the violent weather, mainstream media stars have steered clear of whether global warming might be a factor. It’s as if they know that they’d only be inviting career-damaging attacks from the Right if they did anything to connect the dots.

The Right also is not eager to explain how these catastrophes will require emergency funding and rebuilding assistance from the federal government. After all, you don’t want Republican voters to understand that sometimes “self-reliance” alone doesn’t cut it; sometimes, we all need help and the government must be part of that assistance.

In the case of the killer tornado that devastated Joplin, Missouri, House Republicans, without a hint of irony, are extracting the funds for disaster relief from green energy programs, which remain a favorite GOP target since many Republicans still insist there is no such thing as global warming.

At both state and national levels, Republican leaders have lined up behind climate-change deniers, with former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty just the latest GOP presidential hopeful to apologize for his past support of a cap-and-trade system aimed at reducing global-warming gases.

Any serious move toward alternative energies would, of course, be costly to the giant oil companies and their billionaire owners, like David Koch of Koch Industries who has spent millions of dollars funding right-wing organizations, such as the Tea Party. The Right’s media/political operatives know better than to bite the hand that feeds them.

GOP orthodoxy also disdains tax increases on the rich or even elimination of tax breaks for the oil industry. The Republican insistence on low tax rates for the wealthy, in turn, has forced consideration of other policy proposals to achieve savings from services for average Americans.

That is why congressional Republicans have targeted Medicare with a plan that would end the current health program for the elderly and replace it with a scheme that would give subsidies to senior citizens who would then have to sign up for health insurance from private industry, which has proven itself far less efficient in providing health care than the government.

The GOP budget, drafted by House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, would impose the Medicare changes on seniors beginning in 10 years.

Most attention on the Ryan plan has focused on estimates that it would cost the average senior citizen more than $6,000 extra per year, but the proposal also has the effect of privatizing Medicare, meaning that the government would make direct “premium support” payments to profit-making insurance companies whose interest is in maximizing profits, not providing the best possible care for old people.

While the Ryan plan would achieve budget “savings” by shifting the burden of health-care costs onto the elderly, Ryan’s budget also would lower tax rates for the wealthiest Americans even more, from 35 percent to 25 percent. Partly because of that tax cut, Ryan’s budget would still not be balanced for almost three decades.

Class Warfare

Thus, the battle lines of America’s “class warfare” are getting more sharply drawn. The conflict is now over the Right’s determination to concentrate even more money and power in the hands of the rich by hobbling any government capability to protect the people’s general welfare.

If the Right wins, individual Americans will be left essentially defenseless in the face of unbridled corporate power.

Ryan’s Medicare plan may be just the most striking example because it envisions sick old people trying to pick their way through a thicket of private insurance plans with all their confusing language designed to create excuses for denying coverage. It is not an exaggeration to say that Ryan’s tight-fisted Medicare plan could consign millions of Americans to a premature death.

The Right’s priorities hit home at a town hall meeting held by Rep. Rob Woodall, R-Georgia, when he chastised one of his constituents who worried that Ryan’s plan would leave Americans like her, whose employer doesn’t extend health benefits to retirees, out of luck.

“Hear yourself, ma’am. Hear yourself,” Woodall lectured the woman. “You want the government to take care of you, because your employer decided not to take care of you. My question is, ‘When do I decide I’m going to take care of me?’”

However, another constituent noted that Woodall accepted government-paid-for health insurance for himself.

“You are not obligated to take that if you don’t want to,” the woman said. “Why aren’t you going out on the free market in the state where you’re a resident and buy your own health care? Be an example. …

“Go and get it in a single-subscriber plan, like you want everybody else to have, because you want to end employer-sponsored health plans and government-sponsored health plans. … Decline the government health plan and go to Blue Cross/Blue Shield or whoever, and get one for yourself and see how tough it is.”

Woodall answered that he was taking his government health insurance “because it’s free. It’s because it’s free.”

Self-reliance, it seems, is easier to preach to others than to practice yourself.

Woodall’s explanation recalled the hypocrisy of free-market heroine Ayn Rand, whom Rep. Ryan has cited as his political inspiration. In her influential writings, Rand ranted against social programs that enabled the “parasites” among the middle-class and the poor to sap the strength from the admirable rich, but she secretly accepted the benefits of Medicare after she was diagnosed with lung cancer.

A two-pack-a-day smoker, Rand had denied the medical science about the dangers of cigarettes, much as her acolytes today reject the science of global warming. However, when she developed lung cancer, she connived to have Evva Pryor, an employee of Rand’s law firm, arrange Social Security and Medicare benefits for Ann O’Connor, Ayn Rand using her husband’s last name.

In 100 Voices: An Oral History of Ayn Rand, Scott McConnell, founder of the Ayn Rand Institute’s media department, quoted Pryor as saying: “Doctors cost a lot more money than books earn and she could be totally wiped out.”

So, when push came to shove, even Ayn Rand wasn’t above getting help from the “despised government.” However, her followers, including Rep. Ryan, now want to strip those guaranteed benefits from other Americans of more modest means than Ayn Rand.

It seems it’s okay for average Americans to be wiped out.

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

While the Right’s penchant for hypocrisy is well-known (note how many Republicans involved in the impeachment of President Bill Clinton had their own extra-marital affairs), the bigger mystery is why so many average-guy Americans volunteer to fight for the rich in the trenches of the Right’s class warfare.

Clearly, the Right’s propaganda with its endless repetition is very effective, especially given the failure of the American Left to invest significantly in a competing message machine. The Right also has adopted the tone of populism, albeit in support of a well-to-do economic elite.

Yet, perhaps most importantly, the Right has stuck with its battle plan for rallying a significant percentage of middle-class Americans against their own interests.

Four decades ago, President Richard Nixon and his subordinates won elections by demonizing “hippies,” “welfare queens” and the “liberal media.”

Then, in the late 1970s, a tripartite coalition took shape consisting of the Republican Establishment, neoconservatives and the leaders of the Christian Right. Each group had its priorities.

The rich Republicans wanted deep tax cuts and less business regulation; the neocons wanted big increases in military spending and a freer hand to wage wars; and the Christian Right agreed to supply political foot soldiers in exchange for concessions on social issues, such as abortion and gay rights. Ultimately, each part of the coalition got a chunk of what it wanted.

From Ronald Reagan to George W. Bush, the rich got their taxes slashed, saw regulations rolled back and gained a larger share of the nation’s wealth and political power. The neocons got massive military spending and the chance to dispatch U.S. soldiers to kill Israel’s Muslim enemies. The Christian Right got help in restricting abortions and punishing gays.

But what did the American middle-class get?

Over those three decades, the middle-class has stagnated or slipped backward. Labor unions were busted; jobs were shipped overseas; personal debt soared; education grew more expensive, along with medical care. People were working harder and longer – for less. Or they couldn’t find jobs at all.

With today’s Tea Party and the Ryan budget, the Right’s coalition is staying on the offensive. If the House budget were passed in total, tax rates for the rich would be reduced another 10 percentage points; military spending would remain high to please the neocons (who foresee a possible war with Iran); and Planned Parenthood and other pet targets of the Christian Right would be zeroed out.

Yet, with the proposed elimination of traditional Medicare, the Ryan budget has lifted the curtain on what the Right’s “free market” has in mind for most average Americans, who could expect to find their lives not only more brutish but shorter.

The real-life-and-death consequences of the Right’s tax cuts, military spending and culture wars are finally coming into focus. If you’re not rich – and can’t afford to pick up the higher tab on health care – you’re likely to die younger. Or your kids might have to dig into their pockets to help you out.

Less extreme but still troubling, another consequence of the Right’s remarkable success over the past three decades might become apparent on your TV screens this fall.

Thanks to all those right-wing judges packed onto federal appeals courts by Reagan and the two Bushes, American football fans might not have the NFL to watch.

The NFL’s lockout of its players seemed to be ending several weeks ago when a lower-court judge ruled against the billionaire owners, but the NFL’s lawyers confidently filed an appeal to a three-judge panel on the Eighth Circuit, knowing that they would surely get one dominated by Republican judges.

They did. Steven Colloton and Duane Benton, two Republicans appointed by George W. Bush, constituted the majority on the panel and reflexively sided with the NFL’s owners.

The ruling should have surprised no one. After all, the Right’s default position is almost always to side with the billionaires.