A couple is making out hot and heavy like for a while. Finally, he decides to escalate the passion and begins to slowly move his hand under her shirt. She pulls back and says, "That's awfully presumptuous of you!"
He responds, "Presumptuous? That's an awfully big word for a 9 yr old!"
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A man and a young boy are walking through a dank, dark forest. The boy says, "I'm scared!"
The man responds, "You think you're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back through here alone!"
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A married couple is having an intimate conversation. The husband says, "I can't think of anything you could possibly say that would make me happy and sad at the same time."
She ponders this, and finally says, "You have the largest penis of ALL your friends."
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