Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Review for Spiderlegs "Salamanders" (2024)

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Salamanders conjures a dark, introspective atmosphere. Song titles like “Life After Jef,” “Helheim,” “Alone,” and “It’s Funny Cuz It’s Sad” display deep emotional content—tackling themes of loss, inner turmoil, identity, and melancholy. Across 18 tracks, Spiderlegs builds a sprawling, immersive narrative. 

Notable Tracks:

Life After Jef (4:41)
A harrowing opener, this song captures the desolation after a deep emotional fall:

“When you’ve fallen the farthest you have ever fallen / That’s when you find me…”
There’s a palpable sense of abyss and searching—“spent my whole life looking for me”—that sets a tone of introspective despair and vulnerability. Spiderlegs

Helheim (3:47)

Named for the Norse underworld, this track evokes existential dread. The lyrics portray sinking beneath overwhelming tides:

“There’s nothing you can do to stem the tide / It rolls and rolls you underneath…”
Unhinged longing and fading connection to others—“we both forgot what you look like”—create haunting unease. Spiderlegs

The Sun Came Out and the Flowers Bloomed (4:47)

A poignant shift toward memory and beauty:

“If ever there was magic in the world / It was right there right then…”
This becomes a bittersweet nostalgia for a fleeting, perfect moment, loaded with poetic grace and longing for reclaimed wonder. Spiderlegs

Alone (5:04)

This track explores the randomness and shock of personal disintegration:

“Weird things happen all the time… after my head popped I was angry and alone…”
The repeated questioning and desire for a “better me” reflect deep alienation—the theme of entropy in emotional identity. Spiderlegs

It’s Funny Cuz It’s Sad (5:40)

Darkly candid, this song narrates heartbreak and self-awareness:

“It’s funny cuz it’s sad… ‘I don’t know what love feels like’… ‘I’m too toxic to be in a relationship’…”
The tension between past love and emotional detachment underscores self-critical reflection and relational dissonance. Spiderlegs

Hard to See (3:09)

A brief, introspective moment of existential questioning:

“Is it really here or made up by us… what does it mean?”
The minimalism enhances the mystery—what is real, and what’s perception? A delicate, enigmatic interlude. Spiderlegs

Needful Things (At the Crossroads) (4:56)

Deals with temptation and existential cost:

“Must I sign in blood?… A devil’s bargain with the actual devil…”
Powerful imagery of soul sale and identity blurred across compromise—fear, longing, and uncertainty. Spiderlegs

Faraday Cage (4:50)

A metaphor for protection amidst chaos:

“I want to feel safe… In my Faraday cage… No EMP will stop me…”
Evokes desire for emotional or psychological shielding from destructive forces—both beautiful and claustrophobic. Spiderlegs

Twins (Wait…) (3:25)

Speaks to separation anxiety and personal resolve:

“Wait for me here… if I’m not back here by this time tomorrow… leave here as quickly as you can.”
Layers of fear, responsibility, and existential dependency—feelings of urgency and fragility in relationships. Spiderlegs

That Kind of Loneliness Eats a Hole All the Way Through You  (2:56)

An emotionally raw glimpse of aging and invisibility:

“You get old… no one comes around to see you… that kind of loneliness eats a hole all the way through you.”
Stark, haunting, and brutally honest about emotional isolation and the erosion of presence. Spiderlegs

Doing Time in a Prison of the Mind (5:04)

A sprawling, visceral meditation on inner turmoil:

“Something that grew… it grew worse… extra arms, extra heads and mold… I’m trapped in here with it.”
This track reaches a fever pitch of psychological horror—litany of torment and the struggle to deny or escape one’s internal monsters. Spiderlegs

Salamanders lyrics are deep poeticism intermixed with existential dread, exploring isolation, love, mental disintegration, and fleeting beauty. Starts in desolation, flirts with nostalgia, veers into isolation, then plummets into relentless psychological escape attempts—or lack thereof. Each track builds on the last, cumulatively painting a portrait of someone grappling with self, memories, connection, and survival. 

The album is lush with dark, dreamy textures—ideal for fans of post-punk and shoegaze who crave emotional weight and sonic immersion. Spiderlegs doesn’t shy away from raw emotion. Songs like “The Sun Came Out…” and “Alone” feel deeply personal and evocative. Its 18-track span gives you space to sink into varying moods—from quiet reflection to raw emotional outbreak. The moodiness and intensity might challenge casual listeners or those expecting more conventional song structures. 

Salamanders is a compelling journey through dark emotional landscapes, wrapped in rich, brooding soundscapes. It excels in crafting moments of poignant honesty and vivid imagery—“When the sun came out and the flowers bloomed…”—that stick with you long after they finish.

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