Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dick Cheney's black little heart tries to do itself in...

...Cheney's cyborg programming keeps him alive long enough to have a device implanted into the evil black piece of coal twixt his lungs
by David Jackson

Former vice president Dick Cheney says he underwent heart surgery again last week and had a pump assistance device implanted.

Cheney, 69, had his fifth heart attack earlier this year, and had to be hospitalized just last month. The former vice president says he is suffering from congestive heart failure.

No word yet if Cheney then shot someone in the face in order to feed on them...

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